Generally speaking, one would think that most humans would avoid dangerous situations and substances in their everyday lives. But our investigative research team has uncovered evidence that nearly all humans seek out a potentially lethal chemical compound known as dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO)! This colourless and odourless substance can be found in sulphuric acid or nitro-glycerine and if left to its own devices, it can also be extremely dangerous!

If you ever have to handle DHMO, you should only use the DHMO Glass to store what we experts call 'The Devil’s Teardrops'. This glass might look like a regular drinking glass, but the warning signs clearly indicate that only pure DHMO is supposed to be transported in it. Possible effects of the chemical on a human body include tissue damage, severe burns or even death!
If you’ve looked up dihydrogen monox
ide, you’ll have found out that the DHMO glass is, in fact, a regular drinking glass with an extremely nerdy design. After all, DHMO is just regular water! The long and overly complex term dihydrogen monoxide is chemically correct but only used jokingly to confuse people. Real chemists would simply say H2O or water ;).