Description To-do list
What normal people occupy themselves with, we don't bother with. Why write a shopping list when you're going to order pizza anyway? And why should one remember unnecessary activities like tax returns and submission deadlines when there are truly elemental goals that concern the whole world? And why should one have seen a sunrise at the sea once in their life... People who write such things down have simply never seen good mods. There are epic sunrises as often as you want, without having to travel anywhere. Where there might not even be WiFi. No thanks.
That's why we've only written the really important things on our to-do list, the ones that are worth being immortalized on your T-shirt forever. Maybe you've already achieved one or two of these lofty goals? Your own Death Star? We believe you. Saved Schrödinger's cat? Sure. Plugged in the USB stick correctly on the first try? Pictures or it didn't happen, we want to see that first!
As the wearer of this shirt, you show that you've already come quite far on the way to becoming a super geek. The Elders of the Internet or your parents might help you with deleting the internet. After that, world domination is just a stone's throw away. In that case, we would even print the two missing checkmarks for free. If you can still reach us then, hehe. ;)
