Geek Shirts and Hoodies
Let's keep our computers clean and ban Unicode! Abominations like Unicode are destroying our good nerd-values and when you get right down to it, AS...
View full detailsMagnesium reacting with oxygen is observed in chemistry class in school, by most people. Magnesium reacts with oxygen in a highly exothermic reacti...
View full detailsA call, a dramatic camera pan and you realize: [i]Shit just got real.[/i]This doesn't only happen to DEA agents à la [i]Bad Boys[/i], i...
View full detailsIf you've had OpenOffice up and running for ages, then maybe it's because you write your letters with Latex? If this is the case, then yo...
View full detailsThere has to be an end to this dumb "Connection reset by peer".
If you order a sweater, we will of course change the text accordingly.Everybody knows it, nobody is interested. Nevertheless, many people will be u...
View full detailsAs a nerd, you often have a hard time: you know so much more than other people, you are an expert in your field... And then some noob comes along a...
View full detailsThe design of the ‘Star Trek Invaders’ T-shirt is a creative fusion of the classic arcade game aesthetic of ‘Space Invaders’ with the iconic univer...
View full detailsThis T-shirt is ideal for all book lovers, tea drinkers and cat lovers. The design shows a relaxed cat resting peacefully next to a steaming teapot...
View full detailsSome minerals, like gold and diamonds, just don't attract nerds that much...But (Mg, Fe)<sub>7</sub>Si<sub>8</sub>O<...
View full detailsDon't you sometimes feel like a new programme if you are out in real life?
There are too many newbies around. If you do not want to answer dumb questions or deinstall AOL for the 10th time, then you may want to buy this t-...
View full detailsWork? Spend time with family? Sports? All optional. Gaming and eating, on the other hand, are absolutely essential for the gamer species. They simp...
View full detailsLet's be honest, nobody likes to lose. Whether it's a board game, a video game or just an argument. Especially, when you've spent minutes verbally ...
View full detailsQuestion: [i]What does every respectable archaeologist need?[/i]A) A magnifying glass B) A brush C) A pressure washer D) Sturdy shoes and lots of e...
View full detailsAt some point in our lives, all of us nerds have had to explain to other people what exactly a nerd is. And when some know-it-all then asks us to s...
View full detailsTrue story."Look, Mum, with the new router you don't need cables anymore! Now you can use WLAN in the whole house"."So can I wr...
View full detailsThis suicidal mosfet organizes itself in a short circuit loop and waits for someone to follow his invitation to perform the fatal button push.
Are HEX-Numbers part of your everyday life? Then you should understand the subtle message of this t.shirt without problems. In any other case, just...
View full detailsOne striped cat is like the other, so it’s easy to confuse the bus cat and Garfield. After all, both are selfless, sporty and always in a good mood...
View full detailsOf all the stereotypes and prejudices about us nerds and geeks, one actually tends to be true: we don't exactly like to be anywhere but at home. No...
View full detailsTara Reid... legendary actress (...Ahem) OK, she wasn't that bad in [i]The Big Lebowski[/i]. But nobody expected the new low that was [i]Shark...
View full details[i]iä iä cthulhu fhtagn[/i]With the Cthulhu Fish shirt, you'll be recognizable at first sight by like-minded worshippers of the grea...
View full detailsAre you excited by the thought of parachuting, bungee jumping, paintball, or hacking?Then you are an adrenaline junkie and should consider the thri...
View full detailsUnfortunately, the majority of people doesn't, and they are satisfied with it. Maybe some people notice if they see you with this shirt...
You can be dumb, you just have to know how to help yourself. If the Tyrannosaurus had just grabbed a few gripping tongs, it certainly wouldn't be e...
View full detailsAfter a nerve-wracking journey through stinking tunnels and winding caves full of vermin, a battle against a fur-covered monster, and a breakneck c...
View full detailsBe it from George Orwell's novel 1984, Soviet propaganda or the Radiohead song, most people are acquainted with the (false) equation 2+2=5. Apart f...
View full detailsAt least in theory, we nerds should not have problems with curfews, right? After all, we usually spend the majority of our time at home in front of...
View full details[i]Did you see that ridiculous display last night?[/i]The perfect start for a manly conversation about sports!Of course, you need to dress right, b...
View full detailsSheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory already wears this shirt in various episodes. He knows how evolution works and how we will develop in the f...
View full detailsAnyone who reads will probably agree that when it comes to the comparison between movies and books: The book was better.Our own imaginations are so...
View full detailsThis is a shirt for the girls with German text.It says: "This woman is not available in your life. I am sorry" referring to the text that appears w...
View full detailsLinus has its penguin, BSD has its demon, Perl has its camel and the hacker community uses this symbol, called Glider. It's still pretty new, ...
View full detailsUh Oh...Moments where you do not want to be the database admin...
On this “Dinokurve” T-shirt, you can see a truly unique mathematical phenomenon. As has been proven, mathematics is anything but a dry science. If ...
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