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Here you'll find all the outerwear your nerd heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts from radio and television franchises.
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Make ASCII great again
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Let's keep our computers clean and ban Unicode! Abominations like Unicode are destroying our good nerd-values and when you get right down to it, AS...

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OMg
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Magnesium reacting with oxygen is observed in chemistry class in school, by most people. Magnesium reacts with oxygen in a highly exothermic reacti...

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Shit just got real
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A call, a dramatic camera pan and you realize: [i]Shit just got real.[/i]This doesn't only happen to DEA agents à la [i]Bad Boys[/i], i...

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Latex
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If you've had OpenOffice up and running for ages, then maybe it's because you write your letters with Latex? If this is the case, then yo...

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reset peer guy
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There has to be an end to this dumb "Connection reset by peer".

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This t-shirt was manufactured by child labor.
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If you order a sweater, we will of course change the text accordingly.Everybody knows it, nobody is interested. Nevertheless, many people will be u...

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Dunning Kruger Society
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As a nerd, you often have a hard time: you know so much more than other people, you are an expert in your field... And then some noob comes along a...

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Star Trek Invaders
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The design of the ‘Star Trek Invaders’ T-shirt is a creative fusion of the classic arcade game aesthetic of ‘Space Invaders’ with the iconic univer...

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Tea, cats and books
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This T-shirt is ideal for all book lovers, tea drinkers and cat lovers. The design shows a relaxed cat resting peacefully next to a steaming teapot...

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Cummingtonite
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Some minerals, like gold and diamonds, just don't attract nerds that much...But (Mg, Fe)<sub>7</sub>Si<sub>8</sub>O<...

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Hello World
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Don't you sometimes feel like a new programme if you are out in real life?

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I will not fix your computer
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There are too many newbies around. If you do not want to answer dumb questions or deinstall AOL for the 10th time, then you may want to buy this t-...

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Der perfekte Tag
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Work? Spend time with family? Sports? All optional. Gaming and eating, on the other hand, are absolutely essential for the gamer species. They simp...

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Whatever
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Let's be honest, nobody likes to lose. Whether it's a board game, a video game or just an argument. Especially, when you've spent minutes verbally ...

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Run like hell
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Question: [i]What does every respectable archaeologist need?[/i]A) A magnifying glass B) A brush C) A pressure washer D) Sturdy shoes and lots of e...

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Intellectual Badass
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At some point in our lives, all of us nerds have had to explain to other people what exactly a nerd is. And when some know-it-all then asks us to s...

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PEBKAC
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True story."Look, Mum, with the new router you don't need cables anymore! Now you can use WLAN in the whole house"."So can I wr...

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Depressed Mosfet
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This suicidal mosfet organizes itself in a short circuit loop and waits for someone to follow his invitation to perform the fatal button push.

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How many people can read hex
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Are HEX-Numbers part of your everyday life? Then you should understand the subtle message of this t.shirt without problems. In any other case, just...

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My Neighbor Garfield
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One striped cat is like the other, so it’s easy to confuse the bus cat and Garfield. After all, both are selfless, sporty and always in a good mood...

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Can I go now
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Of all the stereotypes and prejudices about us nerds and geeks, one actually tends to be true: we don't exactly like to be anywhere but at home. No...

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Sharknado
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Tara Reid... legendary actress (...Ahem) OK, she wasn't that bad in [i]The Big Lebowski[/i]. But nobody expected the new low that was [i]Shark...

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Cthulhu Fish
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[i]iä iä cthulhu fhtagn[/i]With the Cthulhu Fish shirt, you'll be recognizable at first sight by like-minded worshippers of the grea...

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Adrenaline Molecule
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Are you excited by the thought of parachuting, bungee jumping, paintball, or hacking?Then you are an adrenaline junkie and should consider the thri...

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You have to move...
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Unfortunately, the majority of people doesn't, and they are satisfied with it. Maybe some people notice if they see you with this shirt...

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Unstoppable T-Rex
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You can be dumb, you just have to know how to help yourself. If the Tyrannosaurus had just grabbed a few gripping tongs, it certainly wouldn't be e...

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Raiders of the Lost Cheese
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After a nerve-wracking journey through stinking tunnels and winding caves full of vermin, a battle against a fur-covered monster, and a breakneck c...

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2 + 2 = 5
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Be it from George Orwell's novel 1984, Soviet propaganda or the Radiohead song, most people are acquainted with the (false) equation 2+2=5. Apart f...

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Permission Denied. Stay at home.
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At least in theory, we nerds should not have problems with curfews, right? After all, we usually spend the majority of our time at home in front of...

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Hooray Sports
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[i]Did you see that ridiculous display last night?[/i]The perfect start for a manly conversation about sports!Of course, you need to dress right, b...

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Robolution
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Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory already wears this shirt in various episodes. He knows how evolution works and how we will develop in the f...

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The Book Was Better
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Anyone who reads will probably agree that when it comes to the comparison between movies and books: The book was better.Our own imaginations are so...

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This woman is not available
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This is a shirt for the girls with German text.It says: "This woman is not available in your life. I am sorry" referring to the text that appears w...

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Glider Symbol
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Linus has its penguin, BSD has its demon, Perl has its camel and the hacker community uses this symbol, called Glider. It's still pretty new, ...

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select * from users where iq > 60
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Uh Oh...Moments where you do not want to be the database admin...

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Dinosaur curve
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On this “Dinokurve” T-shirt, you can see a truly unique mathematical phenomenon. As has been proven, mathematics is anything but a dry science. If ...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.