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Here you'll find all the outerwear your nerd heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts from radio and television franchises.
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Hacken Open Air Girlie Shirt
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This year's Hacken Open Air line-up is once again second to none: The headliners sudo's Priest and Gnutallica will heat you up on the Black Hat Sta...

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PEBKAC
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Based on a true story: "Look mom, with the new router you no longer need cables and can use Wi-Fi anywhere in the house." - "Can I use it to write ...

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Depressive transistor
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This suicidal transistor drapes itself in a short-circuit loop and waits for someone to respond to its request to press the fatal button.

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reset peer guy
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At some point, there has to be an end to the stupid "Connection reset by peer"

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Tech Support
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It's the weekend - or late at night - you're gaming, binging or dozing. Suddenly your cell phone rings. That can only mean one thing: your mother i...

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T-Rex couldn't wash hands
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Even before the coronavirus pandemic, we knew that it can be worth washing your hands regularly. After all, common sense tells you that you don't w...

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Whatever
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Let's be honest: nobody likes to lose - whether it's a board game, video game or simply a discussion. Especially when you've been arguing with the ...

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Intellectual Badass
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As a nerd, you are familiar with the tiresome topic of explaining to other people what exactly a nerd is. And then you have to explain the differen...

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This woman is not available
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Once again a motif for the ladies ;)For those who haven't recognized it yet: A similar sentence appears when you click on a blocked music video on ...

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Don't Play With Super Glue
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Who hasn't experienced this: You reach for the super glue, and suddenly your thumb and index finger are stuck together like two old friends who can...

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I'm this old
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Some people recognize their age by their back pain. We nerds recognize it by the moment when we want to save a file and briefly think: "Where is ac...

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Yippie Kai Yai
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Peace, contemplation and a few small explosions - that sounds like a perfect Christmas. If you think otherwise, then the "Yippie Kai Yai" T-shirt i...

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The only planet
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You can argue about a lot of things. However, there are a few established facts:1. The Earth is round.2. It is the only place in the universe with ...

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Resources or friends
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There's nothing better than a cozy games evening with friends. You spend time together, laugh and play. Until you show your true colors. It would b...

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My neighbor Garfield
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One striped cat is like the other, so it's easy to confuse the bus cat and Garfield. After all, both are selfless, sporty and always in a good mood...

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Permission Denied. Stay at home.
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In principle, we nerds shouldn't have any problems with curfews in any type of game - after all, we're usually sitting at home in front of the comp...

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Sharknado
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Tara Reid is actually a reliable cast member for good movies... Well, for mediocre films with a certain cult factor and the supporting role in [i]T...

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Game of Thrones Trial by Combat
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Everyone knows those situations where you have your back to the wall (or the abyss). Whether it's your own fault or not, the smartest way to get mo...

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Cthulhu fish
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[i]iä iä cthulhu fhtagn[/i]With the Cthulhu fish shirt, you will be instantly recognizable to like-minded followers of the great Cthulhu.

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Glider symbol
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Linux has the penguin, BSD has the daemon, Perl has the camel and the hacker community has this symbol, called the glider. It is still young, but i...

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How many people can read hex
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Are HEX numbers your bread and butter? Then you should have little problem understanding the subtle message of this shirt. Otherwise, just think a ...

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Semper Ludens
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Playing games as an adult is often ridiculed. Whether video, role-playing or board games - it's "only for children". We see it differently! With ou...

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Illegal Skins
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Looks aren't everything - but we all know those days when we just don't feel comfortable in our own skin. Unfortunately, we can't just change them ...

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Condescending
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As a nerd, you have an above-average knowledge of your favorite topics. Unfortunately, this means that you have to explain an incredible amount to ...

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Run like hell
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Quiz question: [i]What does every serious archaeologist need?[/i] A) A magnifying glass B) A paintbrush C) A pressure washer D) Sturdy shoes and pl...

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2 + 2 = 5
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Whether from George Orwell's novel[i] 1984[/i], Soviet propaganda or Radiohead's song of the same name, most people are familiar with the (false) e...

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T-Retro
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High-speed Internet for everyone! Whether it's HD streams, podcasts or downloading updates, programs and games - with fast lines, it's no longer a ...

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The genius masters the chaos
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"Only the stupid need order, genius masters chaos" is a famous quote from physicist Albert Einstein. This humorous shirt illustrates the point in a...

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ROFL Copter
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The legendary ROFL-Copter on a shirt :) Rumor has it that the ROFL-Copter was first used by a Blizzard mod in the Warcraft III forum to counter the...

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You have to move...
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Unfortunately, the majority of people don't move and are happy with it. Maybe some of them will notice when they see you wearing this shirt...

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Chase the Horizon - Always Chasing the Clouds
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Somewhere out there, beyond the horizon, lies the greatest treasure in the world. And who finds it? Of course, someone who won't be stopped by anyt...

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Sarcasm
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If sarcasm were a language, we nerds would be native speakers of it. Whether as a protective shield at school, as the only weapon against annoying ...

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Pi cake
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Two things are infinite: the number of decimal places of the number Pi and the average nerd's hunger for sweets and pastries. Of course we had to c...

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Human Abduction
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The "Human Abduction" T-shirt design is a humorous reversal of the well-known sci-fi cliché of alien abduction. In stories, films and conspiracy th...

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Torrorist
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Not only the German Chancellor seems to be a potential terrorist for the NSA, who should rather be wiretapped, but also all those who want to prote...

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Immature
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Unfortunately, it is always the snoring mediocrity that feels called upon to explain what behavior is appropriate. And that activities such as gami...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.