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God said
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If the Bible had been written by physicists, it would certainly contain Maxwell's equations.

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Engineer
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The English word [i]engineer[/i] is on Wikipedia's list of the most frequently misspelled words.In German, too, it quickly becomes [i]Ingineur[/i] ...

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Mathematics is 100% Magic
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Do you recognize true beauty in places where others only see plain numbers? Are well-composed formulas and graphs art to you? No matter where and w...

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Be like a proton
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Stress and bad news often seem to dominate our everyday lives. Whether it's a pandemic, war or climate change - there is far too much misfortune in...

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It is complex
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[i]"Why can't we be together?""Because it's complex. "[/i]Have you ever had this experience? You wanted to be with someone, but certain circumstanc...

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Pluto was a planet
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Pluto, we salute you. (February 18, 1930 - August 24, 2006)Back then, Pluto was still a real planet.Maybe you still remember great mnemonics like [...

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Be greater than average
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As nerds, we are anything but average by definition: we are interested in things that are perhaps not particularly interesting for the average pers...

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AT-GC
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If you talk to a hard rock fan at a party and casually ask what the AC/DC on his shirt means, the conversation will either come to an abrupt end or...

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Elders of the Internet
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Back then, when the internet was still uncharted territory, you were young and all was right with the world. Now the graphics of video games are mo...

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Freud's Your Mother
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If you take an in-depth look at the so-called father of psychoanalysis, Sigmund Freud, you quickly slip into slightly grubby territory. Suddenly, c...

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Think vs ChatGPT
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You know what it's like: someone comes up with a really clever answer and you immediately think - was that your own work or did someone secretly co...

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Pythagoras vs. Einstein
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When scientists argue, it should really only be about facts. However, Pythagoras and Einstein may simply have got off on the wrong foot here. Other...

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Dunning Kruger Society
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As a nerd, you often have a hard time: you know so much better than other people, you know your specialty perfectly... And then some noob comes alo...

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Drink and Derive
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Never get the idea of doing math while drunk: You might be afraid of the result afterwards :)To explain: "Derive" means to deduce. And everyone sho...

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The wheel of life
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The "Wheel of Life" on the T-shirt impressively captures the wonder of molecular biology. It is a graphic representation of the genetic code, the u...

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Corner Pie Chart
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"[i]YOU CANNOT TAKE A CREATING RAM to DRAW A 3D ROOM[/i]- Everyone, before they saw this T-shirtOne look at the "Corner Pie Chart" T-shirt!!!! is e...

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Octopi
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An octopus whose eight (lat.: octo) arms consist of pi is of course nothing other than an octopi![i](Quiz question in passing: One of the English p...

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We are the Borg
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Someone has to say it so clearly :)

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This Shirt Is Blue
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If you make an effort and run really [i]fast[/i], this green T-shirt could appear blue. And by fast, we mean really fast ;)We have the Doppler effe...

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Wanted Dead and Alive
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The Society for Physics needs your help! You are certainly familiar with Schrödinger's famous thought experiment: essentially, it is about extendin...

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Chemical jokes
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Chemists are often regarded as... special. But they have a solution for everything! For example, if they run out of things to talk about at a party...

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ATP
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Every living being and every machine needs energy to run. As a nerd, such a term is of course too vague, and someone might confuse it with somethin...

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Can I lick it?
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"Not everything that looks delicious should be licked" - a saying that chemists, teachers and curious nerds know all too well. The Can I lick it? d...

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Darwin fish
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Fortunately, freedom of religion prevails in our latitudes, so everyone can believe what they want. Some are not open to invisible, all-powerful fi...

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Pluto's revenge
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In 2006, Pluto was downgraded from a "real" planet to a dwarf planet. Downgraded, in fact. The only one of the four criteria for a planet that it d...

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Be rational Get real
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Not every number can be perfect.

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Iron Man vs. Fe-Male
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No, this joke has nothing to do with gender, but rather something to do with chemistry. Science nerds will recognize this immediately. Of course, w...

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You shall not pass
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Gandalf said it to Balrog in 'Lord of the Rings I' and the Black Knight to King Arthur in 'The Knights of the Coconut'...... "You shall not pass" h...

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T-Rex problems
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Imagine: Christmas, candlelight, the smell of cookies - and a T-Rex desperately trying to put the star on the top of the tree. Impossible with his ...

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Jurassic Run
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It's actually no wonder that the T-Rex in the 1993 movie "Jurassic Park" is in a bad mood - after all, he's been offline for quite a while. At some...

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Tree-Rex
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It's debatable whether Christmas trees are really sustainable these days. So why not go for a dinosaur? Big, green, suitable for fairy lights... Ok...

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I have potential
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Many of us have heard at school - or even later in life - about the potential we would have if only we made more of an effort. It should actually b...

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Coincidence - coincidence?
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[i]42 is the answer to the question of life, the universe and all the rest.[/i]So 42 is also the answer to the question of what [i]Pi*thumb[/i] res...

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Let epsilon be less than zero
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Some mathematicians are said to have gone mad when they read this statement ;)

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Milkyway
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What do you mean there was no milk when our galaxy was formed? Where else would the Milky Way come from? Or does the milk flow through the Milky Wa...

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More Atoms than Stars
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Do you love scientific facts that sound clever but are actually completely underwhelming, and do you like cosmic exaggerations? With this shirt, yo...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.