Technically, Batman is the perfect role model for geeks and nerds who feel like they are destined for something greater: the human bat does not rely on superpowers, magic or other unfair advantages, yet still manages to keep the peace on the streets of Gotham. As such, there's still hope for those of us who want to follow in his footsteps (wing flaps?). As long as we manage to scrounge up a few millions for the Batsuit, the Batmobile and the Batwing...

As long as you're not dead-set on a full-size Batwing, the DC Comics Batman Batwing Posable Desk Light could be the first step on your journey to becoming Batman 2.0! This lamp allows you to fly a miniature Batwing (scale 1:50) across your desk and use a "searchlight" on the bottom to illuminate every nook and cranny. The flexible arm and the USB cord (195 cm long) ensure that you'll be able to reach even the back alleys of your desk-Gotham. And who knows, one day you might even get to ride in a full-size batwing ;).